Entries from December 2009

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

Why Nietzsche is So Wise

“You respect me; but how if one day your respect should tumble? Take care that a falling statue does not strike you dead!”
Words to consider before the temples begin to crumble.

Friday, December 25th, 2009

Wachovia slash Wells Fargo

First Union (if I may call you by your maiden name), I really don’t feel comfortable with you holding my wallet for me; do not concern yourself with the suspicion that this is a hasty rebuke to the two hundred dollars that you have collectively clutched from my conglomerate accounts. For, this is a developed [...]

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

Launch Refund Radio?!?!

Pandora, don’t get me wrong (I love you), but, recently you’ve been disappointing my mind with endless advertisements! I know, I should purchase you for compiling this magnificent collection of music, but I just want to listen to music. You have shared the beauty of melody with the masses, and have convinced me that Ipods [...]

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

http://www.chaseboycott.com/

If any are unaware, there is a nonprofit group called Students for Sensible Drug Policy (SSDP), which tries to alleviate the stigma of the anti-christ-communist-drug-crazed addict (aka one who enjoys marijuana as a medication or for other personal reasons) from the public eye. Since students who are convicted with drug charges cannot receive scholarships, loans [...]

Thursday, December 17th, 2009

Christmas Cheers to American Decadence

The magnificent success of the Obama administration is quite the object to behold; well, it shouldn’t really be attributed to the stagnant democrats of the government, since it was really a work of the White House kitchen staff, who pooled their time and talents to produce this culinary masterpiece: White House Executive Chef Bill Yossess [...]

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Boycott Jackson 5 Reality Show on A&E!!!

Never have I seen a man of darker nature than those who now flaunt with selfish greed, the thievery of their brotherly talent. Four Jacksons dance on the grave of their brother; they trample the grass and topple the flowers, they replace the pillars of love that uphold the name Jackson, with slimy hands meant [...]

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

Obam-uhhh, what are you doing?!

Joey Lie (berman) is single handedly destroying the health care reform bill based on his dissatisfaction with the public option; or at least, those who now support the ex-democratic-republican, and their prejudice toward justice.  But the President seems like a goldfish swimming in circles, noticing the issues long enough only to move on to something [...]

Saturday, December 5th, 2009

What the fuck is wrong with music?

Popular culture of the nineties embodied the hip hop culture: this was successful so long as the art beat the hearts of the participants. Nowadays, the shameless dames like Lady Gaga slobber on the record, and beatniks kick weak beats to pump up the bullshit that the dumb twits spit.
Don’t label it hating – cause [...]

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

Common Sense in 2010

The Common Sense Act of 2010 will repeal the prohibition of cannabis; from cultivation to sale, the measure will require state and local governments to terminate funding for the enforcement and / or prosecution of any cannabis-related laws. Federal, state, and local governments may legally tax the production and consumption of cannabis. Legislature will be [...]