Matthew J Cote

The first of many critical commentaries on the world of commercials, I would like to turn the burning spotlight of scrutiny upon this first victim. I abhor those commercials that drown your consciousness in obnoxious jabberwocky copy. And, since they want to do something that may entertain – if not at least grip my attention – long enough to hear their message (of Buy Me), I decided to judge their garbage. And with that, I bring our first nonsense advertisement. The one that makes you wonder why someone got paid to create it in the first place.

Commercial Critic says, HP, I am never going to test out, mention, or purchase any HP ENVY14 with Beats Audio; I mean, really, the best thing you came up with was –”Why Love you music, when you can lust it?” HAAAAAAAA. Case and point of why I purchased a Mac Book Pro – I love music. Who seriously depends on internal speakers when they wanna bump the tunes?! Terrible idea, complete fail; try again – or better yet, give up.

“Get real, HP, ya put cabbage in ya laptops. Ya make gah-bage.”